Barcelona FC vs. Korea League Allstars game. Here's the whole story.
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| My elevator is built for checking yourself out. |
- Super-hot day today. Walked outside and my body just said "Whoooaaaa fuck this..." I needed a new shirt by the time I reached the curb.
- There's a Che Guevara-shaped sweat stain on my t-shirt. Hmm. Even my own body thinks I'm a poser.
- Getting to the stadium was a hike but I learned about the express subway line. This baby skips 5 stations at a time. This will make getting around so much easier.
- Stopped for a Burger King dinner before the game. Wow, nice, they had my meal ready and waiting for me before I'd even ordered it! How thoughtful. And believe me, MMmmmm, it tasted just as awful as home. What a treat.
- Hahaha the security guy at this bank building is a young twenty-something with a trendy haircut, in tight jeans and a hawaiian shirt. His coiled earpiece cord dangling through his popped collar to his gun holstered in his pants, awfully close to his Miami Vices. Hope the safety is on.
- There isn't a second to stop and look around when you're on a Seoul sidewalk. Nobody honours the walk-on-the-right rule, so you're constantly dodging people in an angry battle for the sidewalk. Might make a good movie. "Bruce Willis in... The Pedestrian". Mopeds will often try to squeeze through the crowd in a dangerous contempt for the road. God knows why... it can't be faster. The occasional truck will part the crowd like the Red Sea to deliver to the front of a busy store.
- Sweet jesus titty cinnamon it's pouring outside. I was sweating a minute ago and now I can see street market lobsters jumping out of their tanks making a break for it.
- Pedestrians have opted for life preservers over their umbrellas. That's a little foreboding.
- Water is just flowing down this avenue. I'm waiting for the annual Asian Bodysurfing competition to start on this street. I need an asian to stand on.
- Vehicles have tails behind them like jetskis.
- Alright I'm at the game. World Cup Stadium is pretty big, but nothing to write home about. Sort of like I'm writing home about it ... right ... now.
- Messi isn't slated to start on the field but we all have a good feeling about seeing a few minutes from him. He's dressed and on the bench.
- The stadium is barely one-third filled, lol. This place was built for World-Cup sized crowds, not this. Sad.
- KLeague scores about ten seconds after I stopped recording my opening video (below). It was a tough angle but I mean, these guys are Asian. What can't they do with a little practice?
- Messi is stretching. The cameras are on him more often than any player actually on the field.
- BFC tied it up. Dirty fake and a cannon to the other corner.
- Messi is on!
- Wow, he's scored twice in ten minutes, and he's off again. That's the last time I trash-talk him. Came on, did his business, and left everyone laughing. Much like when I took that one girl home. :P
- More videos for you folks too good for pictures.
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