Shades of Grey

• Damn. Can't come to terms with how gorgeous some of these Korean women are. Don't get me wrong, it's not like all of them are flawless; there's a healthy population of Korean women you could rate on one hand. On a day-to-day basis though, I probably see two or three stunningly beautiful Koreans in my neighbourhood. Then again, there's a good chance I've just been bumping into the same woman every time. I can't tell yet.
  
  
• Got my Health Check and urine test done in a foreign country. It was nothing like my dreams.
  
  
• Odd procedure. No lid on the little SpongeBob dixie cup, no English instructions, just a nurse pointing to the men's room and an impatient glare. Although I did have some guy in the bathroom offer to hold it for me while I filled it. He meant the cup, right? He'd hold the cup?
  
  
• Just shared a dude-awkward moment with a Korean doctor. Of all the English he learned in medical school, I bet you any money that phrases like "is that an okay smell", "can you hold my piss cup", "I filled it to the line, do I get a sticker" and "sorry 'bout the spill" were not covered in his 101.
  
  
• No samurai sword wounds in the emergency ward. Don't worry, I checked. You would, too. Admit it.